Nick Carter is not very good at air-grinding. My 9 year old dreams are shattered.

it was a very OVERT song!!!!

I recently saw Salt'n'Pepa and they also did an 80s babies vs. 90s babies feud into a medley of songs that weren't theirs, only they didn't rap them - it was a Spinderella DJ set of Sweet Child O Mine + Whomp! There it is! It made everyone upset except the rill turnt up white girls in their going out tops. I googled…

In the space of a year (last year, to be exact), I went to three NKOTB concerts. The first one was incredible - everything my 13 year-old self would have wished for if she could have afforded floor seats. It was like a bachelorette party where everyone (including the performers) are in on the joke. The second was a…

Didn't I blow your mind this time? Didn't I?

Dang I am old. All I can see when I look at their names is Nick at Nite, and now I want to watch I Dream of Jeannie.

That kid turned 20 seconds into 15 minutes. I'm in awe.

That is "stank face." It's all part of the werqstravaganza.

You. Better. Werk. It.

That look said, "Gurl, get OUT of my space."

That hater look at :15 was priceless.

How many fruit flies can appear out of nowhere when you put blueberries in a toy refrigerator? Multitudes. Swarms. Clouds. Thousands.

I had a ballerina barbie with very bendy feet (to fit in her slippers). One distracted day, I mindlessly chewed off a whole foot. Thank goodness for western star barbie and her knee-high boots. Footless ballerina was doomed to borrow those cowboy boots for the rest of her life to hide the maiming I'd done.

A spoonful of sugar sure helps the cocoa go down.

I taught a preschool class and we were doing a unit on the 5 senses. For "taste" we had the kids sample some different things that were sour, salty, sweet ... and we had cocoa powder for "bitter".

My sons decided to microwave a stuffed animal and my car keys while I was in the shower once. Microwave fires are terrifying.

That said, my worst childhood concoction was by far the spaghetti and pickle juice and American cheese [I almost forgot the burned cheese on top] that my little brother and I thought was going…

I learned that you cannot use real hairspray on Barbie's hair because the chemicals will destroy the paint on her face. Or rather when I wipe off the excess she won't have a face at all. I blinded Barbie, y'all.

you cannot make orange milkshake by mixing orange juice and milk.

Sad kitchen lesson I learned at a young age: Baking chocolate looks beautiful, especially when you score a full wrapped block from the cabinet, but it does not taste like Hershey's chocolate. AT ALL.

I've burned a cup of noodles before just like this. The smell didn't come out of the mivrowave for quite sometime.