Not Diane Lane's shoes have a toe ring built in...I do not think Actual Diane Lane would approve

*LOL* His grandmother was my patient shortly after Zoolander had come out. I was working in the ICU of a community hospital back when cell phone signals really did interfere with the monitoring equipment. I had already asked him twice to stop using his phone, and pointed out that the alarms he kept hearing were…

Reminds me of the work of Finish artist Kustaa Saksi

?? We need more information!

No. Owen Wilson always looks like my high school environmental science teacher.

mirds?

The dress is a work of art.

OH MY GOD IT DOES.

These are monkeys. Cleverly disguised with colors to look like birds! But monkeys nonetheless.

This is a really terrible photo. Farting face?

Yesss. The world needs more Winston.

No ma'am. I know you're the most powerful woman on the earth, but you can't make that happen.

So I am loving this kind of music lately . My favorite lately has been Quadron's "Hey Love". I love the song and I want all the outfits in the video. I also really like "Favorite Star" from them (plus the video for that is full of talented dancing HOTTIES).

I got a song. Fiona Apple did the theme song for the upcoming Showtime series The Affair. The song is called "The Container" and it's a minute of greatness.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JESSIE WARE

I'm really loving this throwbackish late 80's early 90's R&B thing that is happening right now with FKA Twigs, Banks, Jessie Ware, Sam Smith, Blood Orange, Twin Shadow and the resurgence of Queen Mary J. This shit is straight up sexy as hell. I'm not gonna make any babies to it but imma practice.

I'm getting shades of Sade and I'm liking it.

My gif isn't as mature as yours. To Dodai and everyone leaving, this is me:

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! My Emmy can do anything she wants!

Bye Felicia.