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OMG wedding Instagram accounts were my biggest addiction during wedding planning. I was obsessed and I had a million screencaps of things I’d seen on my phone. Some things did come in handy, like when I was trying to describe to our florist what type of flowers I wanted. But mostly following all those accounts just

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

awesome

I have a couple of absolutely brilliant friends who are infectious disease specialists, and they are adamant that chronic lyme is not a real condition. I didn’t know she was saying her kids have it, too! That’s disturbing. I think the huge numbers of woo woo charlatans that always seem to cluster around rich women are

The RHOBH episode with Allison Dubois is the best Real Housewives episode of all time. The dinner party was clearly going to be a disaster from the get-go but she really went the extra mile. They should have made her e-cigarette a cast member immediately.

NO. Incorrect. Negative. Zayn>>>>>>>>The Weeknd.

Are you serious? Bella is dating The Weeknd. Third wheel, I think not.

So women, fang-toothed predators that they are, are too sissy to sit through a movie, but you, butt-hurt tough guy manly man can.

Fresh injectable “holes”?

I can’t tell if this is a parody or not.

She’s 29 and he’s 52. I’m 30 and my mother is 52...

so Biebster is finally heading to rehab

...I know.

Alright Jezzies, my lump is still here, and I’ve decided that I’m evolving into a narwhal. So I’m the reincarnation of Elvis, a human sloth, and slowly evolving into a narwhal.

Justin Bieber is that friend who cancels plans an hour before you go out even though they so know that you bought $80 heels that week for this intended event. Also that friend would come up with an excuse that their cat needs to go to the vet which is way better then JB’s defence

Yes it is. She signed the contract to be responsible for the child.

What a mess!

It’s a baby, not a puppy or a sweater. You can’t just change your mind and try to give it back.