Gonna miss these kind of posts from you, Mark.
A little bit of cute with nightmare links.

Mark, I’ve had a very long, very difficult week. And this is exactly what I need right now, as it’s 7:00 and I’m still finishing things up at work and just need to stare at otters for a couple minutes.

Fuck TLC, I hope that no one watches this show, or that advertisers refuse to pay for ads for it, but most of all I hope that some corporate fuck pulls their head out of their ass long enough to realize they could generate some good PR by providing the victims with enough money to cover the therapy they deserve.

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

Kylie is too old for Tyga now, she’s half way to 19.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

No. Kylie wins.

yes! when my maid of honor told me she wore her bridesmaid dress from my wedding to a another function (and not just another wedding) I was all “insert success baby meme here”.

Obviously, women are free to do what they like with their dresses. But I’m not on board with this “trash the dress” trend. Donate it—lots of people can’t afford that kind of extravagance and would love to have something special to wear on their wedding days.

“He’s not coming”

Myhusband of 20+ yrs asked me to move out via email, while I was away at my sister’s last December. I moved into an apartment within three days and have been happier (with my new little adopted dog) than I can ever recall being before. It was such a freeing feeling, leaving behind so much junk, and oh yeah, him too,…

This is pretty catchy. I don’t mind certain holiday songs, but others I want to die in a horrible fire.

..&..YET…IM STILL HERE &&&…STILL WORKING

Isn’t that the actual definition of a Jesse Eisenberg?

I’m sorry, but rape is a real thing and minimizing the feelings of insecurity a lot of women have is not ok. Women should be able to feel secure in the public space.

My husband thinks McCarthy is withholding a bit of information: he’s convinced she’s actually angry that they boned while she was on the show.

She seems to me like a person with a serious mental problem.

Way to go, Jesse Eisenberg. You are both extremely smug and trying so hard that it’s sad.

Yup, recently got hitched at 35 and just had my sister. It was a giant cocktail hour with open seating. Screw cutesy intros and bouquet tosses. I’m too old for this s**t

I want to make a remark that of course the men of the Night’s Watch would occasionally partake of a dairy based frozen confection treat every now and again, noting that their vows do not require them to abstain from Oreo Blizzards.