You could have actually quoted Kate Winslet’s inspirational quotes about how it is “vulgar” to talk about equal pay for women in Hollywood (No, I’m kidding, that quote is AWFUL!).

“cool! inspirational quotes from badass women!”
*reads first item*
“ok. is this bobby?”
*scrolls up and sees bobby’s name*

It’s the only way he can beat Carson

This girl tries so hard to be sexy and she always ends up looking like a very confused teenager. Her poses and faces make me so uncomfortable.

Miley is the dictionary definition of a try-hard.

Marc Jacobs controls both Miley and Richardson. Read the truth here.

No matter what she does Miley is just not going to be one of the cool kids. I wish she would just accept it and move on.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

She looks awesome in the Pap. pic, specially for having 6 kids! Gurl has nothing to be ashamed about. (Well body wise anyway.)

Well, Ronda got kicked in the neck hard enough to knock her out. I am the casuals of UFC-watchers, but wouldn’t a trip to the hospital be par for the course when you get beat bloody then knocked out like that?

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

I have PCOS and shaving has been a highly embarrassing part of my routine for years ( can’t afford the laser hair removal yet), I confessed in shame to an asthetician when getting a free facial at an event and she said that she shaves too! Granted hers was for exfoliation and better makeup application as opposed to my…

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

People who grew up as citizens NEVER go on shooting rampages in their own country, right?

Hey Rob Lowe, remember when you were caught having sex with underage girls but somehow avoided prosecution? And then were a pariah in Hollywood until Aaron Sorkin gave you a shot? And then burned that bridge by pouting that audiences (and cast members) responded to Bradley Whitford and Allison Janney more? Yeah, I…

Selena Gomez’s situation is really scary. Stalkers are terrifying beyond words in terms of how close they often get to their target.

Did...did he just victim blame France?

Ehh, I feel what you’re saying, but I shave my face so my foundation doesn’t look weird, it really does make a difference for me. I have a lot of facial hair that’s otherwise reasonably hard to see. If you don’t wear foundation, or even if you do but aren’t especially hirsute, it’s not necessary for most people.