Is that a current pic of Lindsay? Because if so it’s awesome that at least she looks her age, rather than resembling a plumped-up with fillers middle aged matron.

I had what I think is a perfectly normal reaction to Lilo wearing an engagement ring. “I wonder who she stole it from?”

Not as many as before?

I've seen tons (line of work). It seriously is most women!

The best way is to go with a very young child. I have noticed my littler child ALWAYS gets more candy in his bag than his brother. Which is odd, I mean he was only two last year and his brother was four, but it happened so many times. I am interested to see if it repeats this year or if his younger sister takes first…

I leave a pail full of full size Snickers bars on a footstool out side my door, with a sign that says, “Happy Halloween. Please take one.” Then I go to bed.

Show up naked at Jared Fogles house.

Whoa, now.

Yeah, seems like after “try to rehome” and “no-kill shelter,” “regular old shelter” should come before at-home euthanization.

Don’t you mean Sonja, of ‘International Lifestyle Luxury Brand’ fame?

LEAVE KRISTEN ALONE!

I practically have no labia minora, and have felt like a freak when more than one sex partner has exclaimed that I have a “proper looking one, like you see in porn” (like wtf is that even supposed to mean).
The guys were always somehow baffled when I wasn’t appreciative of their “Compliment”. My response to the guys…

Yeah okay but

Sadly I had it both ways (dinner and lunch). Cold was better!

I MADE THIS FOR THE FIRST THANKSGIVING I COOKED FOR. *BAWLS* MEMORIESSSSSS

Wild rice and mushroom soup! My husband is from Minnesota and he introduced me to real wild rice. Tastes like fall!

If you’re ok with eating dinner on the couch while 2 cats try to steal your food, you’re more than welcome! Otherwise, just invite me to a party, I never show up to a party without homemade food.

BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST AND THEY JUST REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER/CELEBRITY, HUH?