That makes sense, although I'm a little surprised. I always just assumed that any story involving both the Bills and death would somehow involve choking.

Whelan and Donald Sterling would be fast friends for sure.

Do Asian-Irish people get called rice paddies? They shouldn't, because that would be offensive.

Is his name Danny Ferr[et]y? That guy also had trouble making the jump.

Claressa KOs it all.

It's a shame he's stopped speaking to his family. They were better together.

Sexual predators say the darndest things.

Yeah, I didn't mean to come off as defending the alleged rapists. I mean, fuck them, there's a good chance they did it. Like you, I just don't like the idea of releasing the names of minors who have only been charged with crimes.

Is Winter Springs right next to Summer Falls?

the alleged perpetrators' names have been released in accordance with Florida law that allows it when the minors are charged with a felony.

Well isn't this ironic.

The only worthwile Von is Von Von Von:

Now, if this turns out to be some kind of viral marketing scheme for, like, a fucking Visa ad campaign or some shit

They might as well go all out and hire Iverson to implement his grounbreaking coaching strategy:

.

Clearly LeGarrette isn't working for Pittsburgh, maybe it's time to try LeSticke.

Robert Evans approves.

Goodell is really switching up his approach to this issue.

A-Rod will buy the finger and attempt to inject himself with it.

They're what AP uses to discipline his kids when there's no switch handy.