I'd like to buy the world a Coke...and myself a slave!

You can't beat the real thing™...but you can beat your slave laborers all you want!

When I see the phrase "USC DB" in a headline, one image comes to mind:

"Even if it ain't sunny, hey I ain't compliainin'

The announcer (?) looks like Jay Leno.

Who [called that] shot [for] J.R.?

I see where she's coming from. I mean, nothing says "normal" like taking a bath in a tub full of red wine.

Do they not have the MMR vaccine in Canada? Did a bunch of the Ducks grow up with crazy anti-vax parents? Are the Ducks players making out with each other in the locker room? So many questions.

Smith: It was dented by a six, I'm telling you!

You got this up just in time — I was about to leave. (15 minute rule).

You're right. Retracted.

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If you just add "nbloom" to the end of each "Rose" in that article, most of it works as an article about itself.

Gerald Hamilton, whom one local AAU coach describes as one of those "hobos, heroes and street-corner clowns" who predates young talent

He played Koy. His brother always wanted to Ty up the loose ends, though.

I have this at home. It tends to be a little too greasy for my liking.

I have this at home. It tends to be a little too greasy for my liking.

We used to play Everett in high school sports (I grew up in Cambridge), and there's no way it's 9 miles away. It's right on the other side of the Tobin Bridge!

Here's a good one for you:

Probably true of the big breweries, but I'm pretty sure that the Lagunitas people, for example, are not right wing assholes.