Wide right.

McCarthy responded to the volley of abuse with a bicycle kick of vitriol.

I would pay to listen to these guys announce an NFL game.

"Those substances need to make sure they're not doing anything to provoke wrong action." — Stephen A. Smith

It's also excellent customer service.

Howard Stern really elevates the public discourse. Knows how to push people's buttons. Makes sure the door doesn't close on the issues. Beats the shit out of his fiance on camera.

Beat me to it.

Over/Under on the number of times he uses the phrase "get this right"?

I see what they did there!

Unfortunately for Roger, this is not a reviewable play under current NFL rules.

I have this one and it's great. Make my teeth feel shiny-smooth, like I just came from the dentist. I also didn't have to spend over $100 on a toothbrush, which was nice.

I have this one and it's great. Make my teeth feel shiny-smooth, like I just came from the dentist. I also didn't…

And add some bacon.

Breasts would like to apologize for their role in the cancer.

It will be ironic if a decent percentage of them end up with Suggs jerseys.

It's kind of hard to assess with that terrible audio.

Agreed. Something about the pacing of the beat of that RTJ song made me think of this.

That kind of tix just ain't for us/We crave a different kind of stub...

This was a real Hail Mary of a post, wouldn't you say?

"Always seemed to work for me." — Ron Washington