Dang, I’m almost through my first play of DS ever, but I have Bloodborne and Sekiro waiting on my docket. I’m a big Weird Fiction/HPL fan, so I’m most excited for BB.

We’re going to be hearing a lot of “Spring 2022" today? Too bad. Would pay 60 samoleons to play the DQ3 remaster today.

Fine, I’ll amend it.

“Area man shocked subscribers are excited for improvement of subscription service.”

Was going to post about going grey at 12, realized it’s not a competition, and then I posted this anyways.

1983 guy here, who is also perpetually 23. We are legion.

“Essential to the challenge of the game.” If we’re using this example, according to Nintendo, the flaws that the mod addresses are essential to the challenge. Don’t know why that’s confusing.

But your name. It’s...it’s...well. It’s MARIO.

Fellow casual fan, and I gotta say, Nintendo is like every other Big Game Corporation. Unless you’re giving your money directly to the devs, any money you divert will go to another mega company that will soon become litigious itself. Aren’t they all litigious?

These are terrible examples. If you enter a professional race, you can’t unofficially mod a car, everything has to be above board, or you get dq’ed. USGA has official rules that specifically bars:

Your first take was a bold, kindergarten level swipe at video game design that showed your whole buttocks to the world.

Beyond breaking the rule of of semantic absolutes (“it’s impossible not to”), the simile presented between the dependent clause and following independent clause broke me brain in twain. The logic is:

“Why don’t we empathize with the dude and his friends accused of system misogyny and sexual harrassment? They may or may not have known that Bill Cosby is a rapist? Isn’t that sad for them?”

“But I’d like to believe that the cosby connection is an unfortunate coincidence that makes the people in this picture look so much worse given what we know now.”

Dear GOD the amount of folks with the “No one knew about Cosby in 2014" takes. Open secret. Woody Allen. Louis C.K. Miramax. Everyone knew. That was the disgusting joke.

You do when you’re a private company. Most ToS has a section dedicated to their ability to remove content they deem not suitable for their platform. Standard stuff.

Love to see Mr. Frumble from Busy Town rolling deep in his pickle car.

A half-hearted attempt at lumping this in with the annual “kotaku sucks” zeitgeist? Why not I guess? Feeble reach tho.

Every other definition? So Merriam Webster and Oxford English Language count less than Urban Dictionary?

the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.