Everyone else: Sucks that you hate this game you bought. Hope you can return it. Hype is a damn killer.

God I couldn’t agree with you more. Wife and child make it difficult to game in house between the times of 7am and 9pm. Though I’m hoping Santa will drop off a Genki dock so I can surreptitiously game a bit easier...

Ronnie, are you saying people are more likely to use a tracking app than a mask? Also, you keep calling for civil discussion, but your posts are passive aggressive. That is not civil.

Part of me knows that the moment I plunk down bones for the Switch version, they will then fix the start-up issue on iOS. I super don’t want to pay for a game I already have basically completed. I would happily buy the Switch copy if I knew:

Was hoping they would fix DD on the ipad. It’s been broken for more than a month, and Red Hook hasn’t said zip. I’m guessing I should give up on waiting at this point and get excited for Xcom 2.

My hell: It has taken me about 2 years to finally get into Darkest Dungeon, got it on the iPad. Full-on Quarring my way through it, put about 100 hours into it, really loving it. Just about to take on the “THE DARKEST DUNGEON.”

It’s such a strange feature to disable. I don’t know how you look at a wishlist and say, “this is too user friendly, and no one’s complained about it. best to kill it.”

I don’t know, and I don’t get it. I remember when Apple did away with the Wish List function on iOS, and I couldn’t wrap my head around the rationale unless:

Handsome: A Haiku by Gertrude Stein

Agreed, they are two different things. Boxing is much worse, that we can agree on. My issue is more with watching a GIF of someone’s brain get bounced into their skull.

Oxymoronically, you do.

I don’t understand your point. I mentioned I played contact sports and suffered multiple concussions. Am I a kiddo?

Because I don’t like fighting, and I don’t think it belongs on Kotaku. Luke is one of my favorite writers, and I dunno, I was tired and angry?  

A brief brain off state. So, a breezy moment of brain death?

Thank you. Can’t watch football any more, it makes me queasy and reminds me of the multiple concussions i experienced in high school sports. Coaches called you weak if you asked off the field.

Not bookmarks, use Pocket or any of the “read later” things. Once I hit five tabs, I’m done. Stop with the tabs people STOP.

The shield is the unsalted tortilla chips of weapons.

Time only serves to measure how done a piece of meat is.

After incredible memories with Baseball Stars, which I fell in love with as a tot, and then Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball and NBA Live 96, I took a break from sims from around 7th grade to college. Then I played MLB The Show (forget which version) forever and was pumped to get a compatible device.

Agreed on the subject of running and jumping. My daughter is learning how to play video games via Mario Wii U Deluxe, and we keep on running into weird physics tricks, spins, floats, stuff that I cannot for the life of me explain easily to a child. SMB3 just destroys all of that. Run, jump, float, and tanooki. It’s…