“hey there Goggle, find a recipe for pie, a-yuh”

I don’t know. I kinda feel like the $5 cravings boxes are getting better these days.

Pictured: Fraud

You know how your sometimes fart so hard you feel a little wetness between your buttcheeks? That’s your post 

One blown PI call and one phantom roughing the passer kept us from Saints-Chiefs.

Hello darkness my old friend

Thought this article was about the halftime show. 

This is the superbowl the world deserves.

New England racism is insidious. In the South, they’ll feed you dinner and then count the silverware in front of your face. In New England, they’ll just put off dinner until you leave.

I wonder Payton had the new Banana Brulee flavor. I’d like his opinion.

They should be *more* concerned about it because southerners aren’t equipped for cold weather. Minnesota can handle single digits because they expect it and know how. They have warm clothes because they need warm clothes.

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

He’s right.  We are a nation of pussies.    Matt Bevin is a rich guy who runs for governor and says things like this.   If we were a nation of tough people Matt Bevin would be tarred and feathered, his fortune taken from him, and him and his family exiled from our nation.   Yet we are soft and let rich assholes just…

That’s how long it took to find a pack of Kent IIIs, he said

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Meanwhile I have zero regrets for my full length George Foreman Grill back tattoo.

He was in the navy 24 years.......ooooooo, I’m so impressed.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Yeah, but you have to understand the team’s point of view. How often do the Saints get knocked out of the playoffs in unforgettable fashion with a play that has burned its way into their collective psyche and will haunt them forever? It’s not like it happens every year.

plus you get a little bloody skin in every meal