I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

That was a bad game. Neither team played particularly well, with stupid penalties and anemic offenses on both sides. But the officiating sucked, from bad spots to several missed calls.

As a Saints fan, this was easily the worst game I’ve seen this year, and the worst the Saints played this year. I think Dallas…

Brother bear, I beg you to go through my comment history.

I have always thought Sanders’ POTUS candidacy was a fucking joke, and that his promises of a “REVOLUTION” were hollow as fuck.

But let’s go ahead and conflate understanding the nuances of national-level politics with glad-handing a wannabe revolutionary.  That’s…

Sorry, but he is not seriously recognized as one of the best to play the game. He should be, but he isn’t. He’s considered great, but that does not mean he is viewed as highly as he deserves.

to be fair any conversation of the greatest active quarterbacks starts with rodgers and brady...then someone in the corner shouts “what about brees” and then everyone goes “oh yeah...brees.” so yeah, i think he does fly under the radar.

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

So when Bobby was Jags OC, he lived a couple of doors down. If you read Deadspin, you probably, like me, tend to think that these guys are someway special, different from you and me. I can assure you that a more common fuck has never existed. There was no light shining above his head, nothing to make you think that he…

I hate you, for this is perfect. +1

Eaux neaux

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

After Papa Johns, when I wipe, I’ll wipe, and I’ll wipe, and I’ll wipe, still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker.

We don’t want you or anybody else that has identified as a Cowboys fan. We already have enough insufferable people in our ranks, the last thing we want are typical Cowboy “fans” using bullshit excuses to jump on our bandwagon.

Sorry my bad. You’re right.

Long time New Englander, and I have a tremendous amount of respect and appreciation for not just Warren’s principles but for what she has actually fought for and accomplished on behalf of all of us 99%ers who aren’t heads of corporations or inherited-wealthsters, but if you think Warren could be elected President in…

As one of those in the much-maligned moderate class, I’d vote for him.

Cuz that table you want is in Carla’s section and Carla’s on a smoke break, but if Carla comes back and finds Denise waiting on a table in her section there’s gonna be a murder. 

He tried to scalp them, but he got stopped by a lady cop in her automobile. 

...and THAT is why you always go for two!

Even

Or being told to stop talking because your breath stinks....