How do I delete a blog post on Deadspin? This is fucking gross.

I gagged several times while reading this. Starting to really rethink that whole wanting kids thing.

Only an inexperienced rider would begin braking with the front brake.

Or to help find misplaced weed! “Shadow! Where did I put my stash?”

One down! How many more to

Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.

The Teach KY recruitment dinner that my place of work is catering tomorrow should be REAL interesting.

There’d be more but they got laid off.

Can you imagine a car company doing something like that today? Circumventing a bad review by just... going to geographical places where that review would most likely to hold the least amount of weight?

Boarding the plane last is a benefit, not a detraction. Who wants to sit on the plane longer? Yeah yeah overhead bin space, just check your damn bag (at the gate, they will almost ALWAYS give free gate check on every flight). If it means a half hour less of sitting on an airplane, I’ll wait for my stupid bag at the…

yeah, they COMBINEd them.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

You can just ask for the lean cut of brisket.

My only regret is not staying with this show long enough to see Carl get off’d.

Eagles fans could weaponize that way too easily.

Whoa, watch the right hand there coach.