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If a golfer’s shot number three falls in the woods and there is no one there to record the audio, does my dad still fall asleep to it in his recliner?

As someone who teaches kids with disabilities, this is a word that will always make me cringe, but I have given up on being surprised by people who use it, especially out of my own sphere of influence. She’s knows she shouldn’t use it. It’s obvious by how she corrects herself. But to be honest, I used to use it too

I mean, have you not read any news from Hollywood this year?

Deadspin is doing the same exact thing for Greg Howard... I don’t think any of them voted for Trump. Maybe it’s time to lose the very wrong idea that only Trump voters are the ones ignoring and/or covering for sexual predators.

This joke was funny when someone made it on the post when he was released.

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

This really fucking selfish and wrong with him. If more people did this, it would be the end of businesses as we know it.

What kind of industry allows talented young recruits to express their preference for a future place of employment and doesn’t collude to railroad them to their most dysfunctional operations?

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Do people really give a shit about NBA on Christmas? Of all the sports leagues attempts to take over holidays I find this one to be the one that makes the least sense.

The sooner we all stop giving a flying fart about what Jerry Jones has to say about anything, the better.

How hard can it be to solve this crime? Are there really more than one or two joggers in Buffalo?

Like, if this is the first domino and women in sports media start to come forward in larger numbers, it’s going to blow up huge, isn’t it? Like, what percentage of dudes in sports media will be left?

Other people’s money is always paltry.

So I agree the issue of control as to how the money is spent is a problem, but how is the money a paltry figure? What amount of money is the right amount of money for something the NFL has zero obligation to pay?

I am very disappointed to learn that there are no BILL WALTON HAS A POSSE memes out there.

Ha, yep. Shari clearly seems like the obnoxious one in this situation...

The worst part is there aren’t live games on the store TV’s any more, now they just play those HD demo reels. Back in the day you could always huddle around the TV’s at JC Penny’s with a bunch of other dads/husbands and catch the 4th quarter.

BOOO!

Not married that long (about six years) but been with this person for much longer (15) and she STILL asks my opinion on clothes. The difference is now the amount of time between asking and realizing that I don’t give a shit is much shorter now.

Ikea. It’s Ikea. This is gonna be the shortest podcast ever.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.