I like the irony of your using the phrase “spirit animal” here.

THOSE BOOTS!!!  Have I died and gone to heaven?  

At the least, Abu is cute.

She is my spirit movie star.

Female “best friend/sidekick” is often the best role; the voice of the independent woman (think Eve Arden)

I’m bummed he didn’t play the genie. Just imagine him screaming at Aladdin.

The addition is unnecessary in my opinion. Jasmine was already empowering for refusing to enter into an arranged marriage even though it was law for a princess. She eventually convinced her father to change the law and she marries the man she chooses.

Does the “author” want to die on impact at arrival?

How does every celebrity child end up looking like a bratz doll? 

Well, there was that guy who isn’t around anymore. Don’t think that only happens in the one Soho store.

“They also used speculation about their marriage as material for two joint tours (On the Run and On the Run II), making the business aspect of their romance all the more transparent, along with the idea of marriage itself as a business pact.”

if you combined Pentatonix and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra you’d really have something to fire into the fucking sun

Those last words are giving me chills. I can't breathe- a rallying cry for BLM and now for freedom of the press/ protection of the press from despots near and far.

Still not the same, I don’t think. McGowan was a noted London punk scenester at the time. And I think (I’m not gonna look it up) it was him getting bashed in the face or something and then the bloody photo was in the newspaper the next day.

He was on the front page of NME getting his ear bitten off at a Clash concert. James Fearnley, the Pogues’ accordionist, recognized him from the picture the first time they met.

Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That is indeed awesome. That is all. 

To be fair to me, though, I don’t want to be fair to Felicity.

This is excuse enough to point out Star Trek V: The Final Frontier gave us a confirmed brig toilet for Kirk to sit on, with the label “Do Not Use While In Spacedock” to make us imagine what must have once happened in spacedock.