The colors were beautiful on them, but Fergie could have had better headgear, and I just felt like i wanted more from Beatrice, it was her sister getting married, not some random. But maybe this restraint was for the best because their style can get out of hand, as we all know

WOMEN👏IN👏SUITS👏MAKE👏ME👏WEAK👏👏👏

As someone whose wife reached level 3 (out of 5) of the Master of Wine course (similar to Master Sommelier, minus the restaurant experience. Like Psychologist/Psychiatrist) I can say that it’s not a sham. The human tongue can distinguish very, very, very subtle flavors and aromas, and those can be cultivated by using…

She did ok.

Absolutely. Euge and her sister (and mother) sometimes (often) struggle with fashion choices. But hats off to her and the style team for putting together a great look for Eugenie’s Big Day. Great tiara--my my that’s a big emerald! (stolen from India?) Great, if traditional, dress that photographs really well from the…

She looks damn good.

Right?! I swooned over those photos of her. 

Naomi and Cara would look fabulous in trash bags. Gonna give a shout out to the bride and say I love she went full on princess dress since she’s a god damn princess.

someone explain this sash fabric to me

Ooof. Those pics of Cara in a Tux were what every queer lady woke up to this morning! Wildfire!

And look at Lila Moss, all grown up!

Cool story, bro. I guess in your world everybody is on the same piss cycle? Maybe you and yours are used to going hours without being allowed to use the bathroom? You’ve got some inside information about the temperature on this set?

In fairness, none of these people in the study were sommeliers, let alone master sommeliers. They were “wine students”, defined only as “people studying wine” and for some reason represented as “experts”.

You are so right. I fear for Piggy Smalls’ future, when Piggy is not so small :-(

This is the story that needs to be told.

reminds me of the scene from the late 80s movie Soapdish where Sally Fields’ soap opera diva gets “restored” after emotional lows by going to the mall and letting her fans fawn over her.

During the holidays I make thousands of cookies. Here are some useful tips from my duck filled kitchen:

What galls me is his refusal to cancel the rally because he would be “letting people down”. Never mind that he let people in the Florida Panhandle down by not monitoring the situation there, what with a Cat 4 hurricane coming through.

Get some chocolate you really like, the kind of chocolate you’d eat out of hand.

John Hodgman had a TV pilot called “Only Child” about growing up in a bed and breakfast/hotel his parents managed that didn’t get made into a television show. The read of it on Dead Pilots Society podcast is one of my favorite live reads they’ve ever done and made me so frustrated it wasn’t made a television show.