Yes, I should clarify that being fine is a relative thing. Since I was expecting news of her being found dead somewhere, hearing she’s with family instead cheered me up but she'll certainly need a lot of help.

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

Oh, so the catsuit isn’t feminine enough? How bout a motherfucking BLACK SWAN TUTU??? SAY I’M NOT FEMININE AGAIN!

She may be wearing leggings (or could they be support hose?) to help reduce blood clots. Not so much a choice as a necessity. That’s why she created the bodysuit the French banned. She’s been having issues with blood clots since she gave birth.

Hot damn. She looks better less than a year after almost dying in childbirth than I ever looked in my entire life. 

I have never seen a woman who is simultaneously supposed to be involved in and know about fashion and completely unaware of how to dress, cut-wise. Everything she wears makes her boxy and weird looking, plus she either goes too old or too young with the look.

At least Marie Antoinette had special dairy maid costumes when she went slumming in the fake dairy farm she had build on the grounds of Versailles. Yes, the plain muslin costumes cost more than the average salary of a French peasant, but at least they matched the setting.  Melania has a lot to learn sartorially…

A month? Who actually thinks that’s going to actually get him on top of his addiction? Ben needs 6-12 months. I did a year in rehab as a teenager. A month would have been a joke.

Everyone in this story is terrible. #TeamNoOne

Columbine shocked the nation. It rocked us with a horror not unlike what we experienced a couple years later with 9/11. However, unlike the latter terrorist attack, absolutely nothing was done in the aftermath of Columbine to prevent future similar nightmares. In the two decades since then, school shootings have…

I finally have the money to do this and NOTHING FUCKING FITS. I’m not a giant lady, either! I’m tall and wide-shouldered and I have hips and an ass and a fantastic rack (you’ve met me, you know what I look like) but there is nothing in stores to fit my fabulous body and I have resorted to having pieces made to the…

No kidding. WTF is with all the ruffles and cold shoulder tops? I did a huge order in July and sent everything back except for one skirt.

JCrew wedding was actually one of the better parts of their brand, imo-- assuming you liked flowy, minimalist looks. The dresses were (relatively) affordable and of reasonable quality, and the wedding service department was amazing.

I worked for J Crew (corporate) in the early 90s. Their clothes USED to be very high quality. I still own sweaters and jackets from my time with them, and they look like new. High quality fabrics well sewn. That’s what people paid their high prices for back in the day.

Yes! I used to be able to count on Ann Taylor for business and business casual attire. A lot of it was even available in tall sizes! In the last year or so it’s like they are designing more for my teenaged daughter than for me. Seriously Ann? My daughter is not going to shop there. Middle aged working women are your…

I’ve been waiting for the see-thru thing to go away for almost a decade now? At first I thought it was a fad/trend, but now I think they’re like “fuck this is way cheaper, and people have to buy a whole other garment to put underneath!” I refuse. I’ve been buying a lot of stuff at my local resale store.

Leslie Knope and I are with you on the pockets. They should always be bigger and exist in all of the above items.

I don’t understand the armholes in blazers.  If I buy a jacket that fits my body I literally can’t move my arms.  I am not particularly broad shouldered or muscular either.  

So much polyester! A few times a year I will go shopping for new shirts, look around, pick up a shirt, this looks nice, look at the tag, polyester, put the shirt back down, come home with no new shirts.