It's from Laurie Colwin's Home Cooking (which is wonderful.) Here's the recipe:
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And if a bride-to-be is actually dreaming of starring on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel, maybe she needs to reevaluate her dreams.
I like cherry flavored Candy Canes but I have to be careful eating them because they become shivs and they almost always stab me in the mouth.
Kirron Kher is bae.
It's the human desire to have all crimes solved plus a safe distance to ruminate on all the details. If the crime is recent, there's a "too soon" element - a sense of horror, of invading private grief, and the risk of finger pointing towards the wrong man. An old crime allows us to get involved, to play a role for…
She was born in Trinidad and is wearing a headdress typically worn during the country's Carnival celebration.
With any luck, maybe people are realizing it's not especially a good movie. Hell, if we're talking those Oscars this movie beats it in spades:
probably my husband wrote this, or at least he could have. Thankfully, I gave birth two weeks ago.
The last few months of being pregnant are BRUTAL. I was a pretty chill pregnant lady up until the end. You can't sleep, your boobs may be already leaking, at any moment a foot may jut painfully into an organ or just out your side. You may have pooping problems. You may be peeing your pants. Your maternity shirts stop…
So, your lady is pregnant, and suddenly you feel like you're in a relationship with Mussolini — or at least an…
my neighbors had a baby with a TON of issues- he lost an eye, he had brain surgery. he now has a fake eye, and when he was really wee, a lot of time was spent getting him to take his fake eye out of his mouth. now he's a lil nerd bb with glasses and his fake eye, and is just the most Boyish Boy to Ever Boy- bikes and…
Did they specifically come back with Chaco Tacos or actual ice cream cones? That makes a difference you know. An ice cream cone is not an ice cream truck emergency.... a god damn Choco Taco is! I would leave my mother on a cliff for one of those. So would Jesus.
Old doesn't trump pregnant. In my experience olds gave me the gold star treatment when I was pregnant because they knew. But some olds suck.
Pregnant woman empathy. When I was heavily preggers with my first I went straight to the front of every toilet queue, bus queue, any bloody queue actually. The only people who ever raised eyebrows at me were 21year olds and old people. Old trumps pregnant, apparently, and the 21 year olds were all still in the "what…
Well mine pales in comparison to what's in the article but I will share.
Well, my partner's office party was two nights ago. I was "that person" at the party who drank too much and made a fool of herself. In the many months of pregnancy/breastfeeding, I have apparently completely forgotten about the most important rule of holiday party, "moderation." Acted a damn fool, hit on the hot new…
A previous manager (worked in high-end retail) got her start in at Walmart and she said this thing would happen quite often in the layaway department around Christmas time. People would come up, cash or card in hand, ask for an account that hadn't been paid off or asked there was an account that had a certain standing…
The netflix thing is there to remind me that my son has watched ENOUGH curious George and it's time to put my pants on and take him outside.