Aw, you left out the best part of the story.

"In 2006, El Paso Independent School District met with the parents about an anonymous complaint that the children were not being educated. District attendance officer Mark Mendoza later confirmed that one of the daughters, Tori, had run away from home to "attend school," and…

There are days that I think Obama's other job could have been a high school teacher. Like, that super popular one all of the kids love and they do a Mr. Holland's Opus retirement party for him.

Noelle Stevenson's response to this was my favorite.

If you don't know, read up on Ginsburg's early career. She has an incredible life story, and was one of the smartest civil procedure law school professors in the country before becoming a Judge. Numerous glass ceilings were shattered because of her. One of my favorite Justices of all time.

I was SO BEFUDDLED by the extreme gender division in the baby clothes department. A six-month-old is a six-month-old. Give me something with some damn ducks on it.

I'm really starting to be grateful for social media. Instead of having to go off and live in the woods to get away from ridiculous shit like this all I have to do is stay away from Facebook, Twitter etc. So I still get to enjoy the benefits of living in a large, cultured metropolis.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Dodai, I hate this so much. I hate that we live in a world where we're the ones who are left wondering how we should react when someone sends us a picture of their genitals an hour after meeting them. In a better world, the answer would be totally clear: a sharp reprimand and then out the door you go. There should be…

Re: Sandra Bullock, jesus CHRIST how fucking terrifying! I don't think I've ever felt so scared/bad for a person I do not know in real life.

Ferdinand doesn't give a fuck.

I also like how you tagged this post "Spooky Scary."

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.

Wasn't this an episode of Community?

I'm going to rant here rather than in a response, because this is an open letter to people who think "the jury is still out":

As a fellow Liberal Arts grad (and MA—so I bought into it even harder than you appear to have), I urge you to keep the following in mind:

Well I'm bored of people like you seeming to think that not representing 51% of the population and 49% of gamers is a good idea.

I made up a test to judge for "Woman Friendliness" of a restaurant or bar a few years ago, probably in a drunken stupor, and as a sort of nod to the Bechdel test. It's based on three questions about the bathroom:

Understandable reaction. I did a mind fuck of a binge watch of all of Lost over 1-2 months one summer, and my brain hurt SO. MUCH. from all of the content that got downloaded. But the Nikki and Paoulo story is hands down one of the story lines I remember so clearly because of its Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead…