We’re so fucked. We’re so fucked. We’re so fucked.

We’re so fucked. We are SO fucked....

But I’ve been assured that not only is racism dead, but blacks are the real racists! Something something Why is there no White History Month/White Entertainment Television? Something something stand for the anthem something something Obama hates white people something something.

Right? That would make us the real monsters.

*Note: I’m not actually watching this because anytime I listen to Trump or one of his surrogates, I get the uncontrollable urge to vomit and I just cleaned my carpets. So if I’m reading this wrong, please punish me by way of pictures of puppies.

“Looking decades in the past trivializes sexual assault.

I guess we just have to cross our fingers and hope for Becky to squash her, but I’m pretty sure Becky got the “Creative has nothing for you” speech about thirty seconds after hitting the main roster.

I don’t know, Eva’s current (well, before the suspension anyway) gimmick of “find a reason to not have to wrestle” has been great. The downside being that when it’s over, we will have to actually watch her wrestle.

Sharing this article with my mom. We were talking at dinner on Saturday night about how outside of Phelps and his dominance, we only cared about the women it seemed. Especially because of the Final Five being so incredible to start it off, and then our amazing swimmers, and all the other incredible women... Women ran…

I feel like we’re only a few cases away from a judge saying to a rapist that “you’ve been punished enough already” and letting them off completely. Not even tiptoeing around it like this sack of crap wearing judge robes did, but flat out saying it. Because what could be more important than protecting the future of a…

Good name. I went with Vaudevilidan, because Netflixandchillidan wouldn’t fit.

Indigo Prophecy really stretches the definition of PS2 Classics.

I’m noticing a disturbing trend here in the comments about how good it is that the judge is rectifying the situation. I’m shocked, as you all seem to be forgetting that this woman broke THE LAW. She stole something! She deserves not only to go to jail, but to be denied basic care at every level*! Maybe it would be…

Oh please. He’ll get some even when he loses. Some idiotic school board in some backwards section of a super red state will rename Martin Luther King Jr. Elementary School into Donald Trump Elementary School because “We think it’s only fair to honor him for the hard work he did for the American people, and he only…

That is truly impressive in an incredibly sad way.

“They’ve been punished enough having a childhood mistake associated with them forever/what was a girl so young doing drinking/at a party like that anyway/sounds like kids messing around/I bet she just doesn’t want her parents to know she was drinking.”

I needed this today! This is adorable and awesome.

Well, I’m just going to go ahead and vomit and never ever stop. Anybody care to join me?

There is a new Monster Hunter out. I will be hunting all of the monsters.

Mistake? No, a mistake is when you put salt instead of sugar in your coffee. A mistake is when you hit reply all instead of reply (although this mistake does make you the worst person ever). A mistake is wearing two different shoes that are the same color because you get dressed and leave in the dark (my students…