When attendees of the reveal party at which the explosion took place were asked why they would engage in such a dangerous, pointless exercise, they replied, “WHAT?”

I just can’t believe I saw Penny’s booby. It was the end of innocence.

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Michael Andretti... when he went with Malboro. I didn’t make the season, and I think he didn’t complete a full GP (crashed all the time)

Or Max didn’t win because Lewis kept cutting the same corner over and over and thus nabbing at least .1 second every lap. I’ve even heard a commenter saying it could be .2 seconds. Now do that over 30 laps or however many it took before race control told him to stop. But anyways if this is a preview for the rest of…

Tsunoba nabbing points in his first F1 race was a great accomplishment. It’s a shame Gasly had that collision early on, it really screwed his race and undid all the great work he did on Saturday.

Max knows this year is his last chance to be the Real Champion, instead of First Champion After Lewis Retired...

Crofty was calling him that part of the time.

A name that I hope sticks for the remainder of his F1 career.  The new Crashtor of F1.

Not surprised Marzepan will be a roadblock.

Yes! Great 1st qualifying. I'm excited for Aplha Tauri. 

Bradley Brownell between now and tomorrow’s race: “Is Max Verstappen the greatest driver humanity has ever seen in all history?”

Gonna be hard for Max to keep that lead without Perez up there to help him.  Riccardo and Norris could be real dangerous and how about old man Alonzo!  I need to not get excited...

Democratic Party’s willingness to self-implode rather than cede any power to the left.

He won the 1000 Lakes Rally 7 times and back then it was 42 stages instead of the current much less tougher 12.

unpresidented

Not having a pipeline of guns flowing in from our neighbors to the south.

It might help to make guns a pain in the ass to get here too. Unfortunately, even trying that you get whining about “my freedumbs!” The right for the rest of us to remain lead free apparently means nothing.

Bradley? Having a Bad Take? Never!

you know what would make carjackings harder?