“What other culinary uses for scissors have we not yet embraced? Pasta cutting? Bread slicing? Cake dividing?”

SOLUTION:

Obligatory...

That’s why were are all cheering this one time they didn’t. 

I would much prefer flying into a mountain given the choice.

I called the station to complain about this and they were full of excuses. They kept harping on the fact that the one who did most of the talking was a rookie as if that made it better. Why the heck are you letting your dumb rookie run his mouth? And why didn't whoever was training him shut him up?

Yes, what is up with cops thinking they have the run of people’s property? They came to my house once and said it was because there had been reports of a woman screaming. I was home and hadn’t heard anything of the kind and told them so. Then they ask if they can walk through my house to the back yard to check it out.…

LOL! I love how you used “fuck that noise”. Which is the attitude no matter who you are to have toward cops violating your property and space.

There are only .6% Black people in Montana. Her, the man in her house, and maybe Jimmy down the street. They probably get more outrageous calls about Whites and Native American than Blacks.

Horrific. RIP. :(

He reminds me of the joke about 3 French guys arguing about the meaning of “savoir-faire.”

I’m not a welder and I’m sure I would react the same way.

...i have balls the size of coconuts and a puny exploding truck is no match for me.

As a very green TV photographer I was sent out to cover a car fire. I was happily getting cool video of the flames when I heard a pop, and then something whizzed past my ear. That’s when I learned that you stay the hell away from burning cars, whether there’s propane in the back or not.

I’m just sitting here wondering why the fuck is he just sitting down raising his arms up and down.

He might have already been burned at that point and not thinking clearly.

May have not been thinking about the propane tank at all in the heat of the moment after escaping a burning car.

I used to work in a facility with havey welding (power transmission sructures)

Natural selection at work.

One of the most memorable experiences of my life was watching a propane delivery truck on fire. They have a valve on top they open and light off so the propane in the tank vents up and burns to prevent catastrophe. Basically it was like an upside-down rocket motor on a truck.