I am going to pass out with how much head shaking I did with Vettel. Feel sorry for LeClerc, blah blah blah.

Keep the faith bro.

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

I don’t think anyone can beat the President in a kicking and screaming match. 

Oh, its a sailboat!

Thanks anti-vaxxers!

T2 was really good, which seems pretty apropos right now.

Usually. Or almost always. But not always. 

Great. Cold war II.

I was hoping my cynical instincts would be wrong in this case, but they weren’t.

The racist Grey trolls in this comments section need their ass beat.

He’s not a man he’s a monster. 

Let’s talk about how fucking dumb this guy must be to bitch about people invading and taking white peoples land while living in Australia and hanging out in New Zealand.

The way it reads now suggests you’re creating some sort of Frankencrasher.

Just imagine if Maldonaldo came back.

Ivanka was obviously there to trade tips with Tim Apple on how to pay their Chinese child laborers less.

Excellent name for a band:

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

You have thirty seconds to comply.