Now you need to use one of those PS4's VR dildos or whatever they are called. 

I miss light gun games. I was in a bar arcade place near boston and they had house of the dead 1 and I still remember where everything pops up.

Thats why my money is with a credit union I trust.

I know this is probably hyperbole, and I may be overreacting to one small incident, but it sure seems to me that black folks don’t get treated fairly by the police.  

This is why I put my burgers in a cold pan, and bring up to heat slowly. Usually doesn’t need much in the way of oil, if any, ‘cause the burgers have more than enough fat in them to cook themselves.

So we have come to the point that vegans cannot even take out a bank loan without telling someone they are a vegan.

Absolutely; she’s really pretty amazing. Lefty West Germans like to put her down for what they see as her parochial former-GDR prudery, but she also has a great dose of no-nonsense competency that comes out of the same tradition.

She has done a great job as the first woman leader of the free world, especially since She had the role so unexpectedly thrust upon her. Right from their first G20, it was clear Merkel knew Trump was a danger to the world. I hope She includes what was said in this encounter in a future memoir. What do you suppose he…

Same here.

The irony being that she is actually a conservative Christian politician, for which the German left has constantly ragged on her for two decades. Amazing, isn’t it?

Mutti 4eva.

Nah put ‘em in the front row and piss on their heads.

”””” ””” ””””!

Aaaaaaand...

Went to Finland and fell in love with saunas (I’m pronouncing it in my head the way the Finnish do), though that wasn’t the first time I’ve experienced a pretty legit sauna. In fact I was just looking to see if there’s any decently priced places to get a sauna in LA.

In all honesty, I’m gonna need a while. It’s almost too much to process. I really have no words. 

Seeing this cart reminds me that I haven’t watched Stardust in a while.

This is fucking glorious.  I need Takeout to start a new headliner sub-offshoot of JUST these stories.  This is what I needed the morning after the misstated hovel union.

Diamonds is the strip club a few doors down from these two.