Welcome to the no fun zone!

It’s the guys who man the hoppers who don’t have jobs.  I mean this probably takes a quarter the time and half the men. 

Don’t worry, this will employ thousands who have to clean the coal; even our President will clean it himself!

Bless you for reading his tweets. I had to stop in order to protect my intelligence.

today i learnt its completely impossible to make jokes round here without someone taking it seriously

was going to say.. took me all of 2 min to find that it’s 75kw. so like 1o0 hrsprs.

This is all some fucking bullshitness! I remember when it was $20 for a quarter! (Admittedly, it’s been a while.)

When pretty much anyone can own or possess a gun, pretty much any threat of physical violence is “imminent”.

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

I like you.  You’re silly.

You’d think the “tea spoon” part would be a dead give away that it’s a joke, but no.

I blame dummy-trash, as it’s now VERY hard to tell what’s real and what’s not anymore.

The tea spoons were a good clue.

If it were funny, we might have given you a pass.

That is what they do in China to keep people employed.  Saw some show where they were doing construction and there were no cranes or something.  They had people carrying everything up the stairs because it employed people rather than use technology or something like that.  If they used a crane, it meant they would…

As any bad comedian will tell you, “I say I say I say, what’s the most important part TIMING! of a quip?”

Jalopnik is rather kind toward jokesters. Try typing something funny in ‘The Root’, and you’ll have someone verbally assault you, then track you down and beat you and your dog to death.  /that was only partly a joke/

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Ahhh, sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s joking and who’s trying to make a political statement around here. Here’s a :) for you!

The problem is they should have been using at least tablespoons by now.