Whoopsie-daisy! He was supposed to die at home. In pieces. And secret.

...Yeah, that’s really not too far of a stretch from saying “It was the result of a murder that went wrong. It was intended to be a secret murder that nobody knew about.”

“It’s all perfectly innocent! We killed him in this room, when we meant to kill him in an entirely different room.”

just to clarify.

A JB Fletcher reference was needed today, bless you. 

Also trying to work out how ‘rogue killers’ get access to the Saudi Embassy, murder a citizen in cold bloody on embassy premises, dispose of the body, leave and fly out of the country - without anyone noticing.

‘if i read that right...... you mean you accidentally killed him before you dissapeared him out of the country to kill him?’

Careful how you dress folks.   After this, I had to do it in front of two other people’s cars.

Whereas, my kitty never really loses her form.

Here she is napping...

So cute!

I am the worst taking pictures.

I never had children, so all of the years I ‘celebrated’ holidays with the ‘family’ I was expected to buy a fucking gift for everyone - 8 adults and 2 ingrate offspring. I received one... ONE ‘family gift’ in return. I said “no” to gifts 4 years ago, and now I have to spend holidays alone. Seriously, they publicly…

No one respects America. No one.

Nimrata does sound like a Lithuanian name, though. That's the Sanskrit connection at work.

As the husband of a Lithuanian...yeah, no she’s not a Balt. (Not even a Lipka Tatar like Charles Bronson.)

Her own county does not uniformly “respect what we do". 

LOL.

You keep bringing up that toadstool willy, Stormy. You should make sure we don’t forget that tiny dick-shaming is bad. Be sure to remind us that Trump’s having a weeny mushroom chode is nothing to be ashamed of. Daily, tell us again and again, that his TINY TINY DICK is no bad thing.

I never dreamed I would ever utter these words, but I love Shaggy 2 Dope.