Is that what happens when Lada tries to make an HR-V?

THIS!!!!!!  I SERIOUSLY want one of these!!!

Or three XJ’s.

-AWD/4WD? Check
-Space for people and junk? Check
-Comfortable? Reasonably, so check
-Under 20k? I’m pretty sure you can get three healthy XJ’s for under 12k total.
-Reliable? Well, like RAID10, you could suffer up to two failures and still have a vehicle to drive. So yes?

plus, you can crank start it like those olde tyme 20's cars.

All 6 moving parts... all at the same time... and then you’ll get hit with a meteorite.

yeah and try not to go over 50mph... All Lada Niva shake like crazy over 50mph.

That comes with the David Tracy signature rust.

If I were allowed to agree, I would.

Somebody is gonna get their leg snapped.

Use the shot mallet. It is specifically conceived to minimize rebound.

Easiest way I know to suss out if it’s TomatoFace is to bookmark one of his known accounts and when you encounter someone who seems new who writes like him, to check the post history before reponding/dismissing. It’s annoying as hell that we have to do it, but that’s the state of GMG in this age... *shrug*

That call was staged.  The Mexicans have released a statement condemning it.

Half staff is the best that Donald can manage.

I've always called this crabbing, since crabs walk sideways. 

[Trump] insisting “it’s a big thing.”

Dubya, at the funeral: “True story. When John called me up last week to ask if I’d do this, he made me promise that I’d mention that he wanted to lie in state at the rotunda face down, so Donald Trump could kiss his ass.”

I think if you know how to repair your own car that’s true. For the rest of us, they charge $98 for a part that you can buy for $18 on Amazon and then charge a ridiculous amount for the labor to remove two (2) nuts/bolts (sway bars). Don’t worry, they refunded the whole thing because I never approved for them to do…

Here’s hoping!

Are you kidding? Rebuilding something broken and making it live again is one of the greatest feelings. And I’m not even remotely in that sort of field.

I’m still in the greys forever, but I need to show you guys these amazing fucking clown pants I got from Target: