Interestingly, the white flag was the one flown by the French forces that fought with the fledgling colonies against the British in the Revolutionary War.

We should probably just start saying “fire is hot” or something like that, I’m pretty sure there’s more of it now.

Was waiting for the white flag joke. Not disappointed.

That’s why I only go shopping at night after all the old geezers go to bed. By the time I get to the store, it has more employees than shoppers. I love it.

That’s not a tariff though, that steep price is caused by emissions/fuel economy related tax. If that car was assembled by your next door neighbor with 100% locally sourced parts, the tax would be the same. So it’s not protectionist nor ‘unfair’ to foreign manufacturers.

Do NOT apologize! You are the victim. Anyone who has that kind of time to dick around in a grocery store needs to be extinguished 

I hate that person. 

I bet the parking lot looks like bumper cars.

in Washington, the last digit of your food stamp card is the day of the month that benefits are disbursed, so the discount grocery stores and the grocery liquidators are PACKED the 1st through the 9th :-P 

The old biddies were 17 when they arrived.

There’s one grocery store in my area that I used to work near. I shopped in it maybe twice. Why?

Lol. A coworker of mine, Gina, used to take her elderly mother grocery shopping on Senior Days. She said she didn’t know what was worse, waiting through the checkout line as you describe, or navigating the cookie aisle that was invariably jammed with “fat people on Jazzys” (the scooters).

“.... a queue of old biddies a mile long each and every one of them trying to pay in exact change with the smallest change they can manage usually whilst putting one coin at a time on the counter as they count...”

 I guess, though it sounds like Wednesday might be a magical day for you to at least stock up on cigs and some options for the next couple days. 

Or they take out the check book, put on the reading glasses, dig through the purse for a pen, ask for the total, who to make it out to, the total again....

I’ve always liked “Donny Two Scoops”...it has that Trump crime family vibe.

I read elsewhere he was also carrying Mary-Juan-ah, the devils drug.

It’s a mugshot after being pepper sprayed. As far as facial condition goes, one shot of pepper spray equals 10 shots of tequila. 

(btw i dont like porsches and 911s are fugly)

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