I’m glad you’re here. I am like the epitome of emo these days. I bawl my eyes out daily for the last 11 months, no bullshit, so I hear you. I’ve incessantly thought about suicide, but I am still here. Still forging on. I hope things get better for you. If you ever just want to emo out together, let me know.

I figure doing it early gets more bang for my buck as it were. Like, if I wait there’s an itemized list, but if I send him with it at the beginning she'll notice it less? I dunno. 

😂😂😉😂

Mine has discovered that he can fart on demand, so I’m waiting for him to miscalculate and shit himself. I keep warning him.

I turned 48 today. My mom drove up to visit and we’re having a low-key good time; she bought me some books and complimented me on my greying hair(!).

I am training my replacement at work.

Y’all. Y’all. Two words to change your life: Pesto popcorn.

I’ve been in my new house for a week now and living alone is the fucking best. I don’t think I’ve closed the bathroom door once. And I baked a huge wedding dessert order in my own kitchen when I damn well felt like it (no more scheduling kitchen time).

Not a lot of kid products have openings in the packaging to put the stuff through. 

I thought that too, but here’s what I think they thought. They need voters. Hit the new mom with pictures of dead babies and they think she’ll be moved to vote against abortion cause she can’t bear to imagine her newborn suffering that fate. Remember that they don’t really think someone who is a loving mother already…

Being pregnant with a totally wanted baby made me, if anything, more pro choice (if that was possible, I’ve donated to Planned Parenthood regularly since I had a full time job and could do so). Like I went into this fully planned with a supportive partner and it still suuuuucks and is suuuper expensive. I would not…

I think they are trying to recruit sympathetic people. Preaching to the choir so to speak.

It’s about intimidating and controlling women. But we already know that.

The members of Abolish Human Abortion are unlikely to be deep thinkers. Or thinkers of any description, clearly.

I was wondering was he thinking of King Cnut, but I’m not sure that’s spelt correctly in Trump’s case…

Makes me a little nervous that they were pretty close to those things when spinning. Had one of them exploded you would’ve had shards of wood all over the place. All I know is that a kid in middle school I knew got blinded in one eye from chopping firewood when a splinter of what he was chopping flew up and nailed…

And when a Charlie Hebdo like massacre happens, I have no doubt that Trump and the GOP will realize with horror how far they’ve let the ‘fake news, enemy of the people narrative’ spiral out of control, they will immediately take drastic steps to reign in the culture of hate and violence towards journalists they’ve…

Would you be kind enough to alert us all of your travel plans next time, so we can cancel ours if need be? 

I read the headline as Trump calls C-Span, threatens to shoot Don Lemon, and thought “not surprising, not the most outrageous thing he’s done this week.”

1939-2016- Nazis must be beaten and put in their place.