My parents were Stones fans. I find them to be pretty meh. They’re ok I guess?

Most of all don’t go on reality TV to save a relationship.

Maybe they could just get her in on the DVD extras?

Oh no, I got your point, I just think your example of the time everyone stayed back till 1:30am, actually got paid for their time and were completely cool with having to stay back because they had nowhere else to be is not how that usually plays out. Sure, in a perfect world managers would always roster people for…

So if 25 people turned up at ten minutes to closing, you stopped getting paid at midnight, you did have somewhere to be and the closing time was advertised as midnight you wouldn’t have a problem with that? I don’t work in food service, but I feel like I would be mad about that. I’ve certainly experienced the people…

I think the main problem was making the server stay at the table for 20 minutes to explain every item on the menu while other tables were waiting. I think you’re okay as long as you aren’t acting like the server is there for you alone.

My grandfather always used to insist on his plate being warmed in a hot oven before dinner was served to keep his food hot, including at restaurants. He did however pay attention when he was told his plate was hot. Unlike my Dad who managed to burn himself every. single. time. within five seconds on being warned.

Oh the 90s!

$5 for a curly, girly wiglet is wonderful value!

I read that as his backup plan in case someone calls him on it and he actually has to pay for something. He’s scamming them for the expensive drink but doesn’t want to be landed with paying for it if someone puts their foot down and the free ride (at that location) comes to an end.

It could have been something to do with that time when he was sitting next to her on national television talking about how he couldn’t vote in favour of her being legally allowed to marry her partner because he didn’t feel it was in the best interests of her children. I feel like I wouldn’t be up for much polite small…

When I was a toddler I demanded a chicken burger from McDonalds. There was at the time no chicken burger on the menu and we were just across the car park from a KFC but I was adamant that it had to be a chicken burger from McDonalds. I went into a spectacular, full critical meltdown while my poor Dad could see the…

Wow, I am impressed that she has gone her entire career only having to issue marriage licenses to people who are the proper kind of whatever Christianty she likes, have never divorced and have not had any premarital sex. You’d think given how Christian she is, this whole being forced to condone other people’s sins…

I knew a girl who was vegan and wanted to get a cat. When we asked he if she’d be ok feeding it meat she said no, and that it would be fine and there were lions people had trained to be vegetarian or something. She ended up getting a rabbit, but part of me worries that she wasn’t totally convinced and will one day try…

So many shadows. And I can hear someone whispering.

Drat. My trigonometry joke only works if you were referring to the name Angle. Can we pretend you were for the sake of puns?

Julia Gillard was two Prime Ministers ago. When did this happen?

Don’t be obtuse.

I think Taylor Swift is going to be okay.

Surely we can find some kind of toad to fix the problem?