The only way I’d think it was acceptable is if he had something to say. That doesn’t appear to be the case here. He’s changed it to black and white and added effects you could do with free internet filters. That doesn’t count as adding an original thought to the image.

My mother: You know, I’m worried about you, you can’t be happy. You really should lose some weight.

Miss Mississippi was robbed.

So did all the pregnant women just have bad attitudes?

Weirdly I’d prefer if my eggs were harvested after death that they go to someone I didn’t know. I’d want to give the kid a chance to be raised by people who loved and wanted them entirely for their own sake, not people who were trying to hold on to me after I was gone.

The drop bears will stun you by dropping out of the trees directly onto your head. Their padded behinds cushion their fall, but they will knock you out cold, and then devour you.

The best bit is that they’re the kind of people who would complain that the very same no fault divorce laws are too lax. All you have to prove is that you don’t want to be together any more. That’s it.

Queensland is a special kind of crazy. This couple however are from Canberra, a magical place we made up in the middle of the bush to send all the politicians and public servants to either freeze to death or be driven mad by endless roundabouts.

Agent Ford! So glad you weren’t lost at sea.

I don’t think Caitlyn has ever said that she wants to speak on behalf of all women and I don’t think trans women have ever claimed to encapsulate the entirety of womanhood. Nor should anyone else. I have no problem with anyone speaking on their own experience and when you talk about ceding the podium to a small…

While over at Jezebel they refer to her as ‘a baby’ rather than by name because of some stupid tabloid rumour. Empowering :/

I had a guy, after many “Uh, I think I’m busy this Saturday” excuses tell me laughingly “That is so like you to have plans and not even remember what they are!” I was at the point of wondering what the mosre code for ‘Take a hint’ was and if I could bang it out with my forehead on my desk.

Mmm...Brussels sprouts cooked in all the butter I own. Excuse me, I need to go an make a good life decision now.

I have the same problem with bras. Stores only stock plus sizes with a choice of DD or E cup. It would be easy to believe based on what’s on offer that my shape simply does not exist. I am the small boobed unicorn.

She came up with something called ‘chocolate butter sticks’ - 12.5 million is chump change.

As a teenager I couldn’t stand pizza. In my defence it was because I had to share with my brother and he would only eat chicken and egg pizza. Every. Single. Time. Ugh. I would eat one slice so as not to draw attention because I was relentlessly mocked for not liking pizza but I hated it.

I have a family friend in her 50s who won’t eat exotic foods. Like Chinese, Mexican, Thai, sushi, souvlaki or any pizza other than ham and pineapple. Eating out with her involves dealing with SO much martyrdom.

Thank you, I found that one so confusing. All I could think was ‘Really? Pole dancing on trains is something you feel you need to tell people not to do? Who actually does that?’

No, but I’m regularly accused of fighting fire.

I’m confused, there don’t seem to be any quotes about abortion?