I’m still rooting for Giant Meteor.

I am officially Team Meteor in any Jones-Kraft feud.

It’s “sports” in Spanish.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Diana,

The post may have been deleted, but if you really need to see an oversized dick from Ball State, you can just tune in to FS1's All Takes Matter.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

He’s never been IN the black either.

In Aussie Rules Football, West Bron could’ve just clubbed Evans into a coma and left him on the pitch while they played around him. And if a West Bron player was able to hit Evans on the fly with a kicked ball from anywhere on the field, they would get 8 1/2 points and they’d all shout, “Whack-Bat!” and seven random…

I said “Someone LIKE her”. Also, Arnold Schwartzenegger. Your point is invalid. I’d love to see the female equivalent of Arnold movies, embracing the bad acting and all. Just a dumb, fun action movie.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

I am against calling them bullet trains. I prefer wizard trains.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

‘LOOKS LIKE A GOOD OL’ CANADIAN BOY CAUGHT ONE OF THEM FANCY EUROPEANS IN THE TROLLY TRACKS! KABLAMMO! REMINDS ME OF MY GOOD FRIEND BILLY THE DESTROYER BRIMBLE THAT I COACHED FROM HOCKEY TO BLUE MY DOG IN THE HOCKEY PAD. COACH, I SLAPPED A BLUE LINE OVER THE TIMECLOCK, RON, STROKE IM A GOAL. LETS GO!”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

zen and the art of mediocre management

“I am Art Briles, and I approve this message.”

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

Don’t blame me. I wanted to ride with Kodos.