involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

can we please get rid of G meters. its the most useless tech out there.

4th gear:  I gotta admit that if we were ever going to have a trade war with China and spark a global recession, this isn’t a good time for me personally.

Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

GM when it comes to their current truck designs:

Nice.

Wang

What’s better than a new C7? A new 7-speed manual C7 Grand Sport (the sweet spot) for base C7 money. Rejoice my fellow Jalops! The good times are almost upon us!

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

Just to cover my bases, if you see the Booger Mobile for sale on Craigslist, please let us know at tips@deadspin.com

Finally, STL COPs in the news for something good.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

Voldemark Davis is now a strong consideration for my trivia team name tonight.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

Counterpoint: It is possible to have fun even as an adult.

Doug, stop reading email and start reading Instagram if you want to drive hypercars

This high-mileage hero is the real MPV

Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized Wasn’t Watching The Ball Closely Enough

Wow. Close call. He and I were both lucky. A few years ago I hurt my back while reaching for some nachos and sneezing unexpectedly. And I’ve refused to exercise since then... just to be safe.