Have you ever played a sport?

These are the kinds of fresh, inventive, and super edgy comments that really make Deadspin such an amazing place.

Go fuck yourself

Look. My cat needs aim hacks to make up for not having fingers.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

It’s fitting that your avatar is an ouroboros because racism devil’s advocates suck ass.

Can’t wait for the first 2000+cp Dragonite or Snorlax to turn into a Ditto

Oof. Too bad he wasn’t a sight guy.

Or you could do the math here and see that it make sense and plays out.

PS: Might wanna mute that video.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

+1 tongue in cheeks.

I want you to go to bed tonight thinking about this guy, and how pretty he is, and how good he is, because all these backs are the same. They’re all pretty, and they’re all special...
it was mostly tongue in cheek... The only point was that Zeke hasn’t been popped yet

Is this sports?

But you’ll notice all the white guys get antsy when their girlfriends talk to the band.

It would be great if this whole thing was just a long episode of Scooby Doo and at the end of tonight’s debate Hillary went Velma and yelled “jinkies!” while pulling Trump’s mask off.