I participate in a male-dominated sport. And I can’t even count all the times some guy has said to me, “The only reason that move worked on me was because you caught me off guard.”

Yay! so much winning.

I call bullshit- these are imperial gallons so the car is running on bigger fumes.

(sigh)

So how is Jerry?

I would expect nothing less from a car whose entire development — from the very beginning stages — involved regular beatings with the ugly stick.

The fighter pilot they were comparing him with was a Japanese one in 1945 though.

Well done.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

3 down, six to go...

He is the Toyota HiLux of tv presenters.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

Every day I’m hustling. Every. Single. Day.