I call bullshit- these are imperial gallons so the car is running on bigger fumes.

(sigh)

So how is Jerry?

I would expect nothing less from a car whose entire development — from the very beginning stages — involved regular beatings with the ugly stick.

The fighter pilot they were comparing him with was a Japanese one in 1945 though.

Well done.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

3 down, six to go...

He is the Toyota HiLux of tv presenters.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

Every day I’m hustling. Every. Single. Day.

Rick Perry will solve this, just as soon as he looks up “plutonium” on Wikipedia.

For the sump, I imagine.