Way to turn that frown upside down!

People tend to go big or go home around ch'ere.

I'm just saying, Gwyneth Paltrow is a nut job. Sure she's hot sometimes, but that's no excuse for naming your child Apple.

So these assholes are the reason I can't find a decent, yet in need of restoration 67-68 fastback in Oklahoma?

Because I've always wanted suicide doors.

How many penalty laps would this get in a 24 Hours of Lemons race? All though, I'm sure the purchase rule would be used and one of the judges would then have that wonderful LS9. It would be a hell of ride though.

Eyjafjallajokull volcano.

@spiegel1: Maybe he meant the port?

While my vote for coolest aircraft would be the A-10. My favorite vehicle is the all mighty Nimitz class aircraft carrier. A-10s on an aircraft carrier would be nothing but win. Military logic need not ruin my dream.

And the phrase "You just blew my mind" came to literal meaning.

Because there is something unearthly about them.

They were probably enraged by yet another road closed due to construction in Tulsa. That or they took Juvenile to heart.

@tonyola: Agreed on the wagon. I was reserved on it's appearance until I saw one at an auto show. Then I sat in one and felt right at home. A CTS-V Wagon would be the grown up version of my wife's Mazdaspeed3, which sounds just fine to me.

Why the f*** do I want a caravan that's got no f***ing wheels? Mickey O'Neil.

@BrtStlnd: I concur. I'd love to have one with 12 fire holes though.

@GV_Goat: Yours as well?

This is horrible. I can't see anyone doing this for an Expedition. A Camaro, maybe.

Wait. People who drive cars with manual transmissions don't always put the parking brake on?

The town I went to college in had a late 90's white Camaro that was re-purposed after a drug seizure to watch the school zones, they even left the Blinged chrome wheels on it. The lady officer that drove it always had someone pulled over, it seemed. To this day I "play it cool" when a white late 90's Camaro is in my…