So they're using vampire rules? In that case give the Night King a cape and a top hat, and have him read some Anne Rice. He'll spend the rest of the series moping about what a drag immortality is.

No point blaming a particular character for something that was inevitable. It's not too exciting if the White Walkers spend all of the final season massed at the base of the Wall, unable to get anywhere and kind of stepping on each other in their loose-jointed way. *Somebody* was going to have to carry the idiot ball…

Bannon: the caulk gun of the Trump administration.

As we all know, these neo-Nazis are practically rocket scientists. Very difficult to comprehend.

I still don't understand how actors can take themselves seriously when reacting to a green screen. "The chartreuse is coming for you! Run away! Look frightened!"

If we were living in a fantasy movie, this would have caused Trump to disappear in a cloud of foul-smelling smoke. Once again, reality disappoints.

Yup. We're about 10 minutes out now from the maximum we're going to get here (87%). Looks like a cloudy day, and there is a big-ass cloud moving in from the north that better just stay north of here until after the max has come and gone. Or else I'll have to yell at it.

This is one of the worst songs of the 80s! I still cringe at the opening bars.

If I can stay there overnight without screaming/running around aimlessly/pretending that every noise is a ghost, can I win some cash?

He's a bat?

I just stepped outside with my pinhole viewer (2 pieces of paper) and the moon is gobbling up the sun! Hopefully this means I can leave work early.

Trump is receiving government benefits in the form of Secret Service protection. We should definitely insist that he be drug tested.

Maybe there will be Porgs.

It's a Harlan Ellison story.

Nah, it's the Mooch.

There is nothing about that image that is appealing. Aside from the violence, that is.

[throws sandwich, runs away]

"Shhh! The Husband Man is out there!"

"Glord in the Dark" is pretty good. I also like "Seeping Baby Man".

Anyone have a Morganti dagger?