In anticipation of the Kinja switchover: everyone, it has been an honor. Thank you.

Or responding to pretty much anything.

Truly great swear words require sibilants.

Some old motherfucker.

Zounds!

I would just like to butt in here and mention that I rewatched Captain Phillips over the weekend and liked it a lot better than I did upon first viewing. Tom Hanks is a goddamn national treasure.

Unless the howling was drowned out by some kind of engine noise, or the wash of the ocean against the shore.

We'll never know.

Why are the commandos howling? The clap?

I am not excited about this film.

Damn dirty apes?

The Roman Emperor? I like it.

Can I take shots at Charlton Heston? If not, not interested.

Valid strategy.

Hahahahahahha. "Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones just came up on shuffle. This has nothing to do with this article, but I thought it worth mentioning.

Strawman.

At least this is moderately amusing chaos, as opposed to the kind we've been dealing with all week.

You've heard of jury nullification, and will therefore never be chosen to actually serve on one.

This right here is exactly why antifa aren't shy about attacking Nazis. Scare them out of our public sphere, make it damn hard for them to recruit in person. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't be on board with that.

Adam Sandler is not funny!