No problem there. I have the lamest Tracfone imaginable.

So the music is good then? Should I go see this one in the theater?

Yea, like 'in real life you're not allowed to bring knives into the jury room.'

"some hero fact-checker actually called up Steve Bannon and asked him if he sucked his own cock"

He gets too many accolades and his maverick reputation is unearned, but in a room full of morally blind people I appreciate the one who can see, even if he has got cataracts and sometimes doesn't even bother to look around.

Wasn't this right after 9/11, when we had people like Dershowitz arguing for 'torture warrants'? McCain is a very mixed bag, but there was a helluva lot worse being said at that time.

I'll take my laughs where I can get 'em. I'm feeling a little jovial this morning.

Are those guys in the picture singing in four-part harmony?

Zounds!

We'll eat your pizza, though.

You can do that?

To be fair, the Old Testament god was pretty temperamental. He's probably mellowed by now.

I dunno. What if the harlots are good conversationalists?

You meet the nicest people on a Honda.

Well, and who doesn't?

There are (or at least were) some very creepy sculpts closer to the front door that look like people struggling to escape from giant chunks of stone.

Several… hours… long?

How do they pick up on each other's pheromones via a comment board?

Hey, 1991 wasn't that long ago.

Fantastic! I'm coming over.