This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

I was bored in a hotel and watching shitty TV and the episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashian's was on where she tells Scott she's pregnant and he was baffled and had no idea she wasn't on birth control. He kind of accused her of tricking him into it, and both of his parents had just died, and he freaked the fuck…

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Is that really "so many"??

I think you made the right choice. I eventually deleted my online dating profiles as well. It's really not worth the hassle. yo ho, yo ho, a bachelor's life for me.

I weirdly wish this would come back into style so I could channel my inner Anne Shirley. Ah, her unadulterated lust for puffed sleeves.....

Not bad. Not bad at all.