Happiness is about enjoying the present; meaning is about dedicating oneself to the future. Happiness is about receiving; meaningfulness is about giving. Happiness is about upbeat moods and nice experiences. People leading meaningful lives experience a deeper sense of satisfaction.

Not only did every member of his family capture the moment, they did it in landscape, as God intended.

Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News

Blonde? Clueless? Elitist? Somebody wake up the talent acquisition department at Fox News.

Cool people:

Suki's so fetch.

I have a dachshund, so I am obliged to post a picture of her in a sweater!

He is a National Treasure.

We really don't deserve Obama. He's energetic, he's funny, he's smart, he has vision, and he has refused to stoop to the childish bickering in which most of DC engages. I'm not saying I agree with every decision he's made, because I don't, but really, he's a better guy than we deserve.

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

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Not all Republicans are assholes, either...but it's a pretty reliable guide.

Reminds me of my second grade birthday party. I invited a bunch of kids and only one showed up. Very small outing to Showbiz Pizza.

Wait. Look at where this thing is parked.

How does one get drunk on hummus? I'm planning my lunch.

Libertarian: Rich white asshole who is smart enough not to call themselves a republican.

Quick, girl, stuff it back in!

That is my point. It was already uttered by someone. I do not care if I see another racial slur. I am not mad, I simply asked the question. If that makes me a clown, then honk honk.

If only there had been a good guy with a drink.

We'll meet again