mr clapton is not guilty - the car was once his, but no longer - see? get it?

that story made me cry...

lawdy, i think you got schooled... haha

hi, did you read the piece? because the issue of space for power and capacitors has been discussed as far as the f-35 goes... so, uh...

jean-paul sartre and simone de beauvoir

i got something you can smuggle...

the GOP hates that beautiful woman and that is reason enough to hate the GOP

i think dust meant seal, ya know, the singer

that WAS cowardly

he was cleared - what do you mean 'no good comes...?" it came to him

you're a perfect douche...

T9 is the best and i wish there was an app for it...

nope - i'm not buyin it... you're a chump if you do.... next

lindy, that was as funny as hell and as much fun as i've had hating gwenyth (i don't really, but her 'thing' really makes my flesh creep)

this pilot, i'm sure, is a good guy and he did his job well, but was it really a Chesley Sullenberger level accomplishment? no, it certainly was not - lets move on...

terrific - we spend huge dough training these guys and he lands on a stool - it's a harrier, fercryinoutloud - and that ain't no stool...

oh shut up... mamma mia

troll or not, if this were a world in which it was ok to bash ignorant clods - like you - in the face with a tree branch, then i would so bash you in the face with a tree branch.

no human has seen tonight's honey moon EVER...

"anyways"