my sister has a lizard and she lets it run around and it scared the absolute shit out of me the first time i visited her apartment

i’ll take dogs forever, Alex

Right on with the cucumber suggestion. I like to peel and cube a few cukes whenever my garden produces more than I can use for all sorts of summer shenanigans. One of my favorites:

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

They won a war because they had access to the same technology as the army... that is no longer the case. They also won because France came and saved their asses... which no one likes to mention.

TL:DR- both sides are wrong. The 2A is about armed State law enforcement groups, not the military, and not a personal right of Citizens to be armed. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Ugh, picnics. Cold lumpy ground, food all the wrong temperatures with sand in it, wasps trying to make your soda can their new home...ugh.

Same. I was student (in medical school) when Citi upped my limit to $32,000. $32,000! On an income of negative $45,000 per year! they finally got wise and did a step-wise decrease/lowering down to $8,000, which I thought was still excessive for a student.

Agreed. A summary up front is very useful (and a Good Practice) when working on the same thread/chain and there is a lot of info already but spread over several previous responses.

If a bank wants FDIC protection then it absolutely should be regulated the same way. $108 Billion might be small compared to $2.5 Trillion but it’s still too much to bail out when the bank makes risky moves just to increase their profitability.

They’ve explicitely talked about how they are inspired by #blacklivesmatter. They’re already trying to signal boost for people and movements that don’t have the privilege of the megaphone that whitness and affluence gives them. . .

Both of your posts strike me as a bit misdirected. On one hand, you’re wishing some sort of vigilantee justice inside of prison upon this man (which is morally wrong, in my opinion). On the other, you’re buying into the idea of a “country club” prison, where just being in prison isn’t sufficient punishment for an…

Ah, once again the Democrats are most concerned about being seen as the “reasonable” party that is willing to work together and compromise.

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

I have a friend who shaped pieces of a vanilla Power Bar into goose poop-like shapes, placed them on the grass when we weren’t looking, then picked them up and ate them in front of us. Totally freaked us out.

This is exactly the kind of slightly lazy, petty revenge that I support.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

“If you catch the bird in the act”

Resolution was: start the year off healthy with no alcohol, sugar, beef or pork in January.

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