Frank is the train wreck that we cannot stop ourselves from watching.

I sense that scene was a lot more genuine than two actors putting on a terrific performance.

By the way, everyone here should take a moment (see: an hour) to watch Lupe's interview with Sway. He no longer has any fucks left to give, and it's fantastic.

THE DIE HARD MARATHON ON FX WILL RETURN AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

From Camden to Cherry Hill, to even Atlantic City, you can have that place.

He's still better in the twilight of his career than Nic Cage. I'm sure that counts for something?

Well, it's been a while since he stood on a street corner in Harlem, wearing a sign with a racial slur on it.

RED 3: Family Ties

This LP is beautifully constructed and well produced. He doesn't get too preachy, taps into his storytelling roots, AND has a drill music banger toward the end of the LP. While we're doing the comparisons, this is much more mature than Childish Gambino's Because the Internet.

Fantastic LP. It's hard to believe a guy born in 1995 to can flow and bring the spirit of 1990s, despite not having lived it during his cognitive years. Exceptional debut LP for the young god.

To be accurate, The Simpsons would have to do something that involves Dr. Hibbert getting tried in the court of public opinion. Something, something, anesthesia, maybe?

True story.

I'm a Frank Ocean fan, but he's not an emcee. Remember when the R. Kelly scandal was making headlines? The Pied Piper of R&B was constantly referred to as a rapper in the headlines.

Jay-Z used the word f-ggot in 1996 on the Reasonable Doubt LP. If he used it now, he'd be tried and convicted in the court of public opinion. Hiphop is a lot less homophobic now than it was. It's going to continue to be an uphill battle for the LBGT community to be accepted in an industry that never wanted LBGT…

Now, let's take it further…

At this point, the entire cast could get replaced and I don't think anyone would notice.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

The premier was almost too nice for its own good. We've seen how dark Shameless can actually get, and it seems as though there's a lot brewing for this season. That said, I'm so glad that it's back.

You're not in fast cars very often, are you?

How can you recklessly drive a car as a passenger? Your logic is flawed, Sir.