I want my goddamn time back, Sorkin.

Assuming he has admin rights, he could just VPN from his phone and temporarily suspend network connectivity. That's not entirely impossible. The random error message was far too cheesy, though.

Everyone's being rewarded for their decency but, collectively, the ACN staff is an asshole.

Is your middle name Jamal?

I agree. He's such a great acting talent on and off stage.

This is a woman who started out almost drowning her kid- to now be sacrificial.

But the sequence kept alluding to Aayan, instead of her thinking about Fara or being professionally humiliated.

My guess is that he used the girl from school. She probably made a run to Kinkos.

Does no one else find it odd that not a single Pakistani soldier stopped a random white woman wearing a Hijab?

I've tried to watch that movie on three separate occasions and I fell asleep every time. Is it any good?

All she wants is for senpai to notice her.

The humor doesn't translate. What was strange about Ted is that I've seen displays of the bear in JUSCO the same way I would see Rilakkuma. It threw me off.

That's how he always looks.

Will Orville Redenbacher not allow the AV Club to have popcorn now?

I wasn't ready for that massive influx of truth. Cheers to you, Sir.

This keeps getting better and better. Can someone pass the popcorn? Hell, I doubt the movie will be as entertaining as Sony's hacker drama.

This comment speaks to my heart.

THIS. Despite all of the horrible things Jax did, he went out like a hero to all of the people he loved. If his children got their hands on his writings (or even JT's manuscript), they'd want to be just like their old man.

I'd wager that he's already written an excessive amount of Boondock Saints fanfic. For all we know, SOA is a result of it.

Kurt Sutter: JAX IS JESUS CHRIST, GET IT? HE DIED FOR OUR SINS. I'M A GENIUS.