Hahahahah. Brilliant.

You don't seem to understand the concept of how competition brings value to the consumer it seems...

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Excuse my ignorance, but I don't believe many downloadable titles exist for the Xbox One so far, so that helps his game in terms of competition.

His post says he saw around 10,000 players on the leaderboards, meaning 10,000+ copies or so have been sold. @ $4.99 that's about $50,000. So even though he may only keep…

You're baaaaaaaaaack! You used to be my favorite commenter back when I only stalked Kotaku and now I see you're still alive.

I agree with you that Kotaku really needs to step up their game when it comes to gathering content. Sadly, the reality is any news from any platform is fair game.

Please don't be silly, gay people don't game. /s

You know you're desperate to win anything in life when you're battling every stranger in the comment section.

So cool AND original, look at you!