Well, when father time does a number on women, we have to pretend she’s still beautiful as ever, otherwise ageism!, sexism!!

Exactly, with one big difference; he is depicted as a creep, she will probably described as ‘smart’ around here, once she cashed in.

We’re told mom often told friends she thought Amber was using Johnny for his money and fame, and to boost her own career.

They didn’t sign a prenup and honestly I think that has a lot to do with it. they have been married long enough that an annulment isn’t really an option so now she can divorce him and take that $

You forgot to add the best part... That he’s immune to speeding tickets...

Hyper loops can’t crash. No scams can, the Moller Sky Car has a perfect safety record.

He doesn’t have to be wheelchair bound. That would require a van. He can just have limited mobility, blood pressure issues, etc.

What’s the alternative for her? Telling him that she wants more children and forcing him to procreate at gunpoint? No means no. I’m sure you’ve heard this one before.

Right, because you and your husbandhave discussed and want another child. If he got a vasectomy, it’d be a radical departure from what you two have discussed and planned. You’d have a right to be pissed, but also it’d still be his right to make his own decisions about his body.

And that is completely fucked and wrong. No person should require the permission of another to take charge of their reproductive rights. It is the most wrong thing that ever wronged!

I would hope that in a well functioning partnership, where he informed her of this, made it clear he didn’t want any more kids and took it into his own hands instead of being like ‘Hey why don’t you get your tubes tied, MY DICK IS PRECIOUS.’ that she would respect his body autonomy.

I seriously disagree when it comes to reproductive rights. He doesn’t want any more children and it is HIS SPERM. I would say the exact same thing about a woman not wanting any more children. It is her body. I have seen the children fight absolutely destroy marriages. If one person is a no vote on more children in a…

Nope. His body, his choice.

If this was a woman would you question whether she needed to check with her husband? This is his body he can do what he wants.

But if a woman wanted to have her tubes tied with tin two days of a pregnancy scare, we'd support her! It's his body and not my place to judge.

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

Apparently not, considering you can't get out the greys.

i just had this vision of a blonde chick named Tiffany trading in her white Wrangler for a Journey because she’s ‘expecting’

5. Hass go fix your shit. Please. Really. You’re losing fans.

SO much this. It’s always the guy who brings it up who has the issue.