I thought california was like desert.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Abbie to our 2016 pageant.

(I agree, I just wanted to use this gif. Although, I think Moore is the worst Bond.)

Jesus fucking christ... you can’t take a joke can you. Why do you think I crossed out suffering (the first word that comes to mind while living here.)

Tell that to the 85 college kids I have slung booze to down here on Spring Break staying at their grandparents place for free on the golf course and walking distance to the beach!

You are no longer invited to suffer vacation in my state of residency.

Doesn’t snow in Florida...unless a drug plane is shot out of the sky.

florida is more southern than texas....

they won’t; it’s the same thing as “the brown diesel manual transmission Miata station wagon is the perfect car.” Even if someone built it, the people who claimed that would just hem and haw and find some reason why it wasn’t quite exactly what they wanted.

Uh huh. And I don't like it. So fuck him

Lol I’m a joke lol thanks for the name calling lol go fuck yourself lol

There’s nothing free market about crony government deals.

There’s nothing libertarian about crony deals with government.

The F-22 has a camouflage comprised of these Federal Standard colors:

You mean "Correct"? You can call me pedantic, but considering I work with that stuff daily, I thought the wording used was kind of odd.

My wife approves of me watching this kind of porn. Excellent video.

Hey Kinja assholes, keep this political BULLSHIT out of Jalopnik. I don’t go there for anything political.

I swear, people who market fragrances must have access to some absurdly potent strains of marijuana (and potentially other mind-expanding substances). Very few industries are top-to-bottom so full of either wordy bullshit or abstract imagery that has nothing to do with the product.

Was actually coming here to say this.

If Bill Clinton didn’t want to get impeached he shouldn’t have been banging his intern and lying about it under oath. Zero sympathy for that pedophile rapist.